The Single Ladies’ Single Friend - Who Helps Her Shed Her Home’s Dead Weight. …And Brings Wine.
…BECAUSE DUCKING, HIDING, & YELLING “I’M NOT HOME!” JUST AIN’T GOING TO CUT IT ANYMORE SIS.
WHEN WE’RE DONE IT’LL BE NEXT MONTH &YOU’LL BE ANSWERING THE PHONE LIKE
“NEW HOME, WHO’S THIS?’
Girl. You’ve got 👏🏾blessings on 👏🏾blessings on 👏🏾blessings to receive this here season.
But the truth is…
All your stuff is blocking them. Your blessings can’t even find their way TO YOU.
…Let me see if I got this right.
On the outside you’re the woman who has it all figured out. You are so good at everything you do, you’ve got the job, the home, the amazing friends, you’re doing your THING right now. You can solve other folks problems without batting an eyelash - honey I know - You’re pretty much a BOMBSHELL.
But when you walk through the doors of your home -
Somebody call the cops. Your life is a hot mess..
You’ve got everything else figured out, but you just can’t seem to figure out how to get and keep your place together.
You are a BOMBSHELL. But your house? …Is where the bombs go to explode.
Do any of these apply?
You’re literally suffocating in your house - You have so much stuff, and you don’t know where to put any of it - theres just not enough space for it all.
It’s embarrassing AF, first of all, the thought of having company over is pretty much - “Um. YeahNo. Absolutely not.” You’re tired of making excuses and hiding inside your cave.
It’s gotten to the point where you can’t concentrate in your space, you’re overwhelmed, stressed out, and you don’t know where THE F!#K to even start.
You’ve tried repeatedly to de-clutter & get organized, but 1) you’re attached to EVERYTHING. 2) Every time you attempt to get it done - you take one look at it - you may even start, but then you just give up out of frustration and go back to binge watching Netflix, and it ends up the same way it started - a hot. ass. mess.
…And, let’s be honest - After working an entire day all you wanna do is come home, crack open a bottle of wine, and relax anyway. Like, whoooo has the TIME?! To be organizing. Not you, no ma’am.
…Meanwhile you’re steadily browsing Pinterest & Instagram stalking (insert @PerfectLifeGirl here) half screaming/half mumbling to yourself “DO PEOPLE REALLY LIVE LIKE THIS?! CAN’T BE.”
You’re ready to walk into your home and feel at peace - not stressed the hell out - and you’re desperate to get it together.
You want to go into this new season of your life CLEAR.
Level headed.
In control.
You KNOW that you can figure this out, it can’t be rocket science.
You KNOW that you can get your clutter under control - dammit - everybody else has!
YOU KNOW THAT IT’S TIME TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
…
I completely get it because I’ve been there.
My life got turned upside down years ago when I lost my parents - I never imagined I would lose my only shield from this world and end up all alone - but it happened. My parents were gone and chile there was stuff everywhere. Their stuff, my stuff, who the hell knows’ stuff. I was in a really dark space, my physical one and my emotional one, feeling empty, lost, confused, sad and defeated - I felt like that house and all my issues would eventually bury me alive.
I know that having the home of your dreams is possible - and even though it probably feels a million years away… It doesn’t have to be that way.
I struggled with the shame for weeks that turned into months until I discovered a way of doing things that changed the game for me.
I went from being ashamed of my cold, cluttered house to hosting some of the most AMAAAAZING girl-talk pow wows, women’s empowerment sessions & slumber parties - right in my living room. It was Selfie Central in there. I even launched a business - that I ran right out of my living room. I was more than happy to do so, it didn’t feel right to do it anywhere else but in my home - MY PALACE.
By the time the end of the year rolled around my house was cleared out & organized, I had more space, more clarity, more energy and a whole new game plan.
*I even made some good $$$ moolah $$$ renting out my new *gooorgeous* space to tourists & a few influencers (…to rave reviews might I add. ::hairflip::) People loved being in my space, and more importantly, [I] ENJOYED BEING THERE.
Thinking back to where I started… I never could have imagined it all would have went so well. I thank God for letting me see that light at the end of the tunnel.
…AND SO I CREATED HOMECOMING QUEEN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS ‘NAOMI, FIX MY HOUSE.’) TO HELP OTHER WOMEN MOVE THROUGH THE PROCESS AND COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE, TOO.
HERE’S WHAT YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO LOOK LIKE:
You no longer dread cleaning up because you have a system now to get and stay organized. Everything in your space - has a place.
You’ve pretty much turned into the hostess with the most-est, hosting cocktail parties, dinners and inviting folks over left & right because you’re proud of your home and you LOVE showing it off.
You have way more free time now (& maybe even a lil’ extra cash) because you’re spending way less time searching for things and re-purchasing things you KNOW you already have. Your time is now spent on doing things you actually love, like applying face masks and working on that business idea you've been pushing back for so long...
Your anxiety is gone, you’re moving through life feeling a lot lighter and with more clarity, and you don’t feel such an attachment to things of the past anymore. You're looking forward, MOVING forward, you’re focused on the future and you’re LOVING YOUR HOME right now.
The Single Ladies’ Blueprint to Shedding Her Home’s Dead Weight
A PROGRAM THAT WILL HELP YOU DE-JUNK & SYSTEM-ATIZE YOUR HOME SO THAT YOU CAN FREE UP YOUR SPACE & YOUR ENERGY AND CREATE A HOME YOU LOVE…
A HOME THAT LOVES YOU BACK.
Say goodbye to pretending you’re not home when folks want to visit and having to um, literally - go outside to change your mind - Your new home is waiting!
“Naomi, Fix My House” is all about gracefully transitioning from overwhelmed & stuck - to proud “Hostest with the Most-est” who makes this organizing *ish look so easy -
We’re going to choose one space in your home and you’re gonna learn how to CLEAR OUT all the stuff in that room that no longer serves you and then ORGANIZE what’s left - so that you can be emotionally, mentally and physically free to focus on bigger and better things in your life.
There’s a bad-ass woman buried underneath all that clutter - and we’re gonna dig her out.
HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL GET WHEN YOU JOIN UP WITH ME * NAOMI * TO FIX YOUR HOUSE:
(1) 60min. 1-on-1 private video chat with me where I walk you through the process of de-cluttering & organizing, and lovin’ on your space. We’ll talk face-to-face so you can have my eyes & my attention 100% focused on you & your stuff, and not feel like you’re doing this alone. I’ll be there to support you the whole way. ($100 value)
My notes, suggestions, & customized product recommendations that are MADE for organizing you & all of your stuff. I handle the shopping list for you once we’re done so that you can take the guess work, the decision making & the overwhelm OUT OF IT. No need to ask “what now?” - You’ll know! ($75 value)
A free digital copy of ‘Homecoming Queen’ - …because… it’s the manual, duh. ($19.95 value)
And not only will you have a space that is clear, un-cluttered, that you are proud of - but YOU WILL LEARN THE SKILL NEEDED TO GO INTO ANY CLUTTERED AREA OF YOUR HOME (or someone else’s - haaa!) AND ORGANIZE IT - LONG AFTER WE’RE DONE.
PRICE: $97
…SO CLICK THE BUTTON & LOCK IN A SESSION WITH ME
(BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP.)
Will you force me to throw stuff away? It’s via video girl, I couldn’t even if I tried… Haha, no. I will absolutely give my opinion, possibly leading you to question your reasons for holding on to things, and suggest better ways to store items, and alternative locations for items (sneakysneaky*) - Thats what I'm here for. But the final decision to keep or get rid of anything is 100% yours.
So you’re literally just going to watch me go through my junk? The f*ck is that going to do? Oh wow you’re a spicy one aren’t you? …We’ll get along great.
But, yes and no. Yes, I will be watching you, however I won’t only be this creepy weirdo audience of 1, just prying into your personal belongings - I’ll be guiding you using techniques that professional organizers around the world use to clear space. I’ll be coaching you through the process, providing you much-needed emotional & mental support (this thang ain’t easy chile), offering you lots of suggestions & advice along the way, and just in general, keeping you company. …My clients tend to love having me around, I’ll have you know.😌 Babygirl I’m some fire.💅🏾🔥🔥 …But, moving along…
Will you help me if I get stuck? Yes, you’ll have 24/7 access to me via email for a full week after our session to get my help if any new questions arise. I got you girl, don’t worry!
Do I have to go on video with you? Nope you don’t have to, but I’ll be so much more able to help you if I can see exactly what you’re working with.
What video services do you use? Zoom, Skype, Facetime, Google Meet, am I missing anything? Let me know! And if you have a question I haven’t answered feel free to reach out!
