7 Most Common Objections to Becoming A Phone Sex Operator

...And my 7 loving - slightly harsh - responses.

This is for the self-sabotagers and blessings blockers.

Hey girl hey.

OBJECTION #1

I’m not gonna be good at it.

In the beginning you probably won’t be good at it. This is new to you, and yes, weird as all hell. You probably sucked at the job you have now when you first started, no? - Messing everything up, asking your co-workers/colleagues for help every 5 minutes…

Don’t lose hope, just because your first call (or even your 5th) doesn’t go amazingly, it doesn’t mean you suck.

If I told you how many times I got hung up on when I first started, chile...

Frankly I didn’t give a shit. You know why? Because we get paid by the minute.

I realized that whether the call lasted 2 minutes or 2 hours - I still got paid.

1) 2 minutes x 2 dollars still equals 4 more dollars than I had before...

2) And if I could rack up enough of those 2 minute calls every day… Well I considered that good money for sitting on my ass talking on the phone.

What you said boo? *You like long toes? These toes is long af👅👅👅 Come get ‘em…*

I was out of work at the time, and was happy to be hitting $40 for the day, at least while I figured out wtf was next in my life.

After awhile I didn’t care whether or not the callers liked me, my only concern was making sure my ringer was on LOUD AF and I was there to pick it up when that m*therfcker rang.

…Eventually I got better, and so did the money. - But the best part is that I got paid while I practiced. And so will you.

I still get hung up on every now and then, 😂 it’s okay (girl f*ck them callers). I’m not for everybody, and neither are you. If we were we’d be a park bench - not sensational ass - magical ass women. 💅🏾

OBJECTION #2

I’m not confident enough for that.

You don’t need confidence girl you just need a working throat box for now.

Use the money to pay for therapy and get to work on your self esteem - because baby girl confidence is everything.

OBJECTION #3

I’m gonna laugh.

Girl shut up.

You want this money or no?

You may laugh when you’re first starting out, thats normal to be nervous and giddy. It’s phone sex.

You’ll get over it.

If it matters any my callers often comment on how sexy they think my laugh/giggle is.

I say that to say, its normal to laugh (whether you’re laughing at them or with them), some of the shit you will hear/say is absolutely ridiculous. Laughing during your calls makes you human.

OBJECTION #4

I live with people. I can’t do this.

If those people aren’t attached to your hip or your nipple I think you have more than enough time, space and opportunity to make money at this.

Take calls when everybody’s sleep.

Take calls when you’re in your car driving. Go GET in your car when you have a call come in.

Go sit on your porch/front steps.

Girl close your door and get under the covers.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

You figure out a way to talk to anyone else on the phone, right? A lot of your calls will sound like regular (rated PG) conversation to a passerby, you don’t need to be too worried about housemates.

Your callers can even know that you’re “hiding”, that that’s why you’re whispering lol I’m not joking, a lot of them like that, it makes the experience even more kinky and exciting for them.

OBJECTION #5

I have a man, I can’t do this.

Sis, see above. Where there is a wall there is a way.

He may not even care that you’re doing it, and if he does… Never mind chile lemme mind my bidness…

See if your man wants to get in on the action with you. Lots of callers enjoy talking with/listening to couples. There’s ways for your man to get down with the get down, men play a role in lots of callers fantasies honey, you’d be surprised…

OBJECTION #6

I don’t want strangers having my number.

They won’t. Your number is hidden. It’s like calling one number for Walmart and then having to dial an extension to talk to someone in the Meat department. You and your number are pretty much sitting behind an extension.

OBJECTION #7

I’m a professional, I can’t have anyone knowing that I do this.

They won’t know unless you tell them. Guess you better learn to keep a secret huh suga? :*

OBJECTION #8

This is filthy. This is a sin.

😴

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😮 Oooh girl you can probably make some money telling folks they’re sinners and they’re going to hell, there’s probably some of them that like that kinda’ shit honestly...

Yup, there is. I just checked.

Book your 1-on-1 so we can get you a character created.

I’ll be here when you’re ready.

Love you girl. 💋